I know an old goose / Conosco una vecchia oca

I know an old goose,

he eats everything.

WHAT DO YOU EAT? WHAT DO YOU EAT?

He eats pencils, rubbers and pens,

he eats snakes, horses and hens!

WHAT DO YOU EAT? WHAT DO YOU EAT?

He eats shoes, T-shirts and socks,

he eats earth, branches and rocks!

WHAT DO YOU EAT? WHAT DO YOU EAT?

He eats children, teachers and books,

he eats bidellos (caretakers), headmistress and cooks!

WHAT DO YOU EAT? WHAT DO YOU EAT?

He eats your mother, your father and YOU

(and this is the end, 'cause he eats ME too!).